True Friendship!

1. When you are sad,I will jump on the personwho made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 
4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of there. 
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big sissy!!!! 
6. When you are confused, I will use little words so you can understand. 
7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.... 
8. When you fall,I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh!!! 
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND! 
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth..**********************


Sent to me by Lauralee!!